Determined to not be a liquidity provider this time. Here is my new (and likely final) draft:
Sent you a PM with link to join. By the way above sentence is just what liquidity provider would say 
Doesn't matter in the end, as I can already count on 2mbtc from Igebotz sidebet on Wirtz/Palmer. It seems like a dumb bet to take but I never win when I bet smart...
Well if you want more dumb bets to take I can suggest some? Just let me know 