Left alone, this is what will happen automatically and all will be right with the world

Agreed. Currently, despite whatever official moniker has been assigned to a local currency unit, the vernacular inevitably coins it's own phraseology.
(unintentional pun)In my corner of the world, and elsewhere too, I'm sure, the following colloquialisms are commonplace
Grand = 1000
Monkey = 500
Ton = 100
I think bit, is suitably optimistic that the btc/fiat exchange rate will rise sufficiently, so that a division this small will be appropriate.
But in reality, it
will vary geographically.