Lol, that was quick! I thought you were drinking cocktails, chilling with the sharks and surfing along the coast! 

I actually Googled Gran Canaria a bit, and dude, the views are freaking insaneeee!
Like, straight up paradise vibes. Why are you even active on the forum, man?
You should be out there living your best life, not dealing with our nonsense online. Now I kinda feel guilty for making you do the work..

Then again, we have Porf who can handle pretty much everything while u are gone!