Alright Loyce, challenge accepted.

If you’re 688 years old in 2025, then subtracting 688 from 2025 puts your birth year around 1337. Of course, accounting for calendar shifts — like the switch from Julian to Gregorian, leap years, and possible time travel — that number might be approximate. But 1337 also happens to be the legendary “leet” year in internet culture, so maybe you’re not just ancient, but a crypto OG hacker from way back!

In any case, I’m ready to bring my own skills to the forum, whether it’s keeping the peace, stirring the pot, or crunching data — and if there’s a part-time gig paying in Bitcoin, I’m all ears. So what’s the verdict? Did I compute that right, or should I go back to the abacus?