Hey LoyceV, I might need to appeal to your ancient wisdom here. 
After all, LoyceVmobile is what... 7,975 years old? Older than you, even. Surely with that kind of age and experience, you’ve got some secret workaround for dealing with idiots who spam useless junk in threads. 

I didn’t make this topic self-moderated, and now I totally get why you always do. Is there some hidden trick from the Stone Age of Bitcointalk that lets me fix this, or am I stuck hammering out the clowns one by one? 😅