Fox news, everyone! Due to an unexpected hardware failure, this week's payment may be slightly delayed until I get my Bitcoin node up and running on my new PC. The regularly scheduled orgies will also have to be postponed until my orifices have recovered from the total clusterfuck that is getting dual-booting Linux to work with Windows 11's new strict Secure Boot requirements.

we bow down to your highness, knowing that no computer or other device can mess with you.