The very first thing I would do is book a trip to Thailand and line up a steady stream of hookers and cocaine and see if I am able to make it out alive in the end.   JK JK (maybe/kinda  ).

Nah, first thing I wold do is call some of my best friends whom are also major animal advocates and I would start the discussion of how we are going to get an animal sanctuary up and running.  This is my lifes goal/mission and can't wait to get to this point one day.  Whether or a smaller or larger scale.  But that's exactly what woud be going through my head.