I'm glad I'm still holding my darkcoins

not selling under 5$
I am seriously not selling any under 500 USD and then just some to hedge my investment, and directly for fiat not interested in BTC.
EDIT: Just think about the real world applications: Political campaign donations, transfering wealth out of authoritarian regimes, buying/selling regulated goods, tax efficiencies, regular privacy, the list goes on and on. We are at the very beginning.
I'd be pretty amazed if the USD is worth anything much by the time we achieve bitcoin parity. (18 months tops is my guess.) By then you'll be able to buy your new toys directly with DRK, or trading it for Roubles or CNY.