I'm giving away 1337.1337 dope to the first person who admits he is as high as I am!
Later edit: staff is not allowed to participate!
HA! I get drug tested for my job, so that's out. I AM getting shitfaced though

. What a dumbass contradiction. I can get shitfaced and keep my job. Toke one joint three weeks ago and BOOM, fired. BULLSHIT!