I have it coded up for you already

How much are you willing to pay?

Who do you think did this?

http://blockexplorer.com/tx/28ccf29cfcc9f82d42793db770e7c7894d61ccf3d18299f34bda2e54415da287

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I've got a complete API for generating these types of transactions from text...if the price is right, you can have it.