Bicycle would hardly account for the volume and breadth of splatter. Seems a shame to buy a fancy $24 shirt and then immediately ruin it...

Since my car was destroyed by incompetent mechanics, the motorcycle is all I've got left. I refuse to buy another oil-burning waste of my money. Why bother having investments that pay me if I just turn around and throw the money away on gas and maintenance? Stuck on stupid, not doing it no matter how popular it is. No.

Still trying to find someone in the forums that will proxy-buy LiFePO4 batteries for my electric build...