Please build an immersion cooling solution so we can deploy in 1.3MW containers. We just need to raise ~3m in funds for this.

Is anyone in?
/irony on

By the power of my own arrogance i hereby name myself CEO, CFO and every other CXX position out there of "datatank investment inc." and will collect payments on the behalf of the company.

The subsidiary company "1.21 Gigawatts Power inc" will then invest funds in a fusion power reactor, powering our container(s) with incredibly cheap electricity.


Once our hosting site, strategically placed near the fusion power plant, runs out of area to deploy the datatank containers in, we will be able to stack them like a jenga tower.

When the stack height of our containers reaches outer space, we will have additional income from carrying satelites into orbit via Alpacas.

Company owned Alpacas will also provide everyone with Alpaca-wool socks.


/irony off