So so silly. Get a bloody life you reprobate.

You and pankkake will have a fine time in the US prison system. Only thing you might miss will be the MS paintshop and gay porn. However there will be plenty of boy-fun for the both of you. Remind pankkake to wash his arm-pits (the French are renowned for their body-odour) as he might cramp your style.

Having said that the Romanians are not thought of as particularly clean. Dangerous, criminal minded and money-orientated yes, clean no. But I'm sure your good-looks will see you through Mircy baby.