I'm upset that you two are not getting on so well  

Did Mircey-baby refuse to pay you for your Trolling pankkake? He's a 'Billionaire' remember so I'm sure he can afford to pay you more than the few coins that he did.

Remember you two might need each other one day - prison is a cold and lonely place when you have no-one to cuddle up to at night!

You could stroke each others disgusting unkempt beards.