And so to the second miner, I opened the case this time to check it over first, and found the control board disconnected from all the ASICs. I have one connector with bent pins and one totally broken connector:

http://s14.postimg.org/shv84pbm9/WP_20140521_19_57_05_Pro.jpg

http://s13.postimg.org/iekc1llvr/WP_20140521_19_57_10_Pro.jpg

http://s28.postimg.org/80uqx3wxp/WP_20140521_19_57_15_Pro.jpg

http://s11.postimg.org/w9u5i989f/WP_20140521_19_57_18_Pro.jpg

This is now two DoA miners in my batch!