Just think how many children went hungry after your shopping spree
Whenever I wake up in the middle of the night for having had a bad dream with those hungry kids, I tell myself that perhaps the tax inspectors and the police actually
were on their way at that time, in which case the children got to keep their daddy thanks to us, and I go back to sleep.

No surprise there - after all we've already witnessed your remarkable ability to twist, bend and distort the facts in order to reinforce rather than challenge your own world view. It seems quite a common trait amongst entrenched dogmatic academics.