I'm glad you appreciated and understood a little humor there. 
However, I would like to leave the question to those who have more gusto & technical expertise to answer your question to give the answer some better substance that what I can deliver at this point (my personal inabilities) to give you a better view. I don't feel like sharing some information that is not official / is conceptual that I know, as I do not wish to say something that wasn't on the official plan of development, if you know what I'm saying.

I think you have a legitimate question and let's hope it'll be answered by some core devs when they get their break off development.