I'm sorry if I was misleading.  In my original post, I very clearly stated that I will award 30 BTC if I use the suggestion.  That being said, as a token of good faith, I have decided to split the reward between Ardvark Quark and Mystaceus.  There were many of great suggestions put forth, but as the weeks went on, those two were in fact the most memorable to me.  Unfortunately they did not meet the criteria for my business model.

Most importantly this was merely supposed to be a fun exercise for the community.  I look forward to serving you all soon.

[Edit:  btc addresses have been solicited from the winners via PM]
[Edit:  the name we decided on for the time being is TruCoin Technologies]