I don't have a clue how to set up a masternode - does that make me a 'fucktard' too? I hold over 200 DRK and believe in this coin just as much those who are savvy with the technical side of things.
Teach us, educate us - don't turn people away who want to understand.
You need to get familiar with Linux and have a good understanding of network/internet security before attempting IMHO...