Let me say it again: if I believe that the medicine you are selling is snake oil, why should I give you a mailing list of people for you to send them free samples and advertising?
Selling? We are giving out free samples

Would you deprive your poor students of free penis enlargement pills and royal Nigerian money, too?
Well, I was thinking that with you being an enthusiastic student of snake oil, you might want to study the effects of using it on the next best test group to laboratory rats - university students

@hmmmstrange: we will have to find someone else - as expected. Are you still up to it?