The only thing CONSISTENT besides friedcat, is the FUD on this thread.
One reason I wrote a script to monitor the man's posts is because I didn't want to have to scroll through pages of "investors" whining and bitching because they aren't sent a letter by registered mail alerting them of every single time Friedcat takes a shit. Even if they did get that, they would complain that he wasn't descriptive enough of the size and consistency.
BFL gave pretty regular empty updates whenever people who pre-ordered got loud enough.