Basically you want to anonymize data that is already publicly displayed.
EXACTLY!
Wow... You spelled it all out and you still don't understand?
No, no, fuck this. I've got work to do...
If I come out here and say "Hi, my name is Jeremy Marel" and then turn around and right beside that say "Hi, my name is **** ****," how does that help with anything? The information is already out there. You anonymizing data that's already been shared is ridiculous; everyone already knows what the anonymized data IS.