I got a small deposit (100€) in yesterday at Bitstamp and now they want me to answer 5 questions.

1. How did you learn about Bitcoin?

Transcendental meditation

2. What is the purpose of your trading on Bitstamp? Please describe in as much detail as possible how you intend to use your trading account.

I want to have a small fortune. I currently have a large fortune.

3. Which banks do you intend to use? Please provide the complete addresses and SWIFT codes.

Banks are for the weak. And the week

4. Estimated amount that you would be depositing/withdrawing to/from your Bitstamp account per month (in USD and BTC)?

My god, have you not seen the volatility? How am I supposed to know that?

5. What type of trading will you conduct? Buying/selling/both? Estimated trade volume per month?

Depends on how many more times China intends to ban Bitcoin


How are we supposed to reach new highs when no one can move money in?

Worked for Gox