Whenever I see a post whose subject line says Bitcoin won't work, I automatically know their post count is in the single digits before I even look.
By the time their post count reaches the triple digits, they're converted and enthusiastic.
Welcome to the community in advance.
haha! every once in a while you see these geniuses popping up in the newb forum thinking they know the answer to everything. No offense to OP, but I've seen it a dozen times.