Holy shit ! This has turned into a South Park episode !
Cartman !?
I'm down.. if Alanis Morrisette gets to play God again.

YES
YES
and NOYes, the South Park episode would be "Kenny Dies".
Yes! CARTMAN! Recall that "Kenny Dies" is the episode where we learn that
Eric Cartman is the greatest businessman America has ever produced. If you don't agree,
get out of my galaxy. Eric Cartman was thwarted in his sale of human fetuses by an comical government. He maximized his equity by repurposing the fetuses as super jumbo shrimp. THAT is weakly analogous to what I want to do with the 42.
No, I don't think I can get Alanis Morrisette for any purpose.

I don't even think I can get Matt Stone or Trey Parker. They have FAR more money than we could possibly compete with. Just maybe they might find the image we spin could appeal to the smart alecks within them.
Merge your souls with Eric Cartman, or get out of my cryptocurrency-cynicism-comedian-religion.