Haha, really, if people are going to give away their private keys then by all means... go for it...

umm, yeah we are going to give away our private keys
simple instructions:
1. make a copy of your wallet.dat to use for CLAM
2. create a new address and send your coins there
3. safely import your previous copy of wallet.dat into your CLAM wallet and just don't use the old addresses anymore