This is a bit silly considering anyone with access to money can put it anywhere. Gold, silver, cash ect.
It also doesn't mean that you still won't owe your ex-spouse the money from the judgement. I don't really see how bitcoin changes much is that regard.
What would be funny is lots of family law firms accepting bitcoin payments.

Exactly...if all your liquid assets quickly vanish in the midst of a divorce, you would get slapped with a judgement, and your wages would be garnished. You would end up having to pay it back anyways, unless you plan on never working another W2 job in your life...
Easy as all hell as a professional poker player. Ship it.
Better advice is just not to get married. Especially if you are a remotely intelligent, motivated and successful male. Don't get freerolled gents.
And if you want to get married,
get a pre-nup. A woman/man with good motives won't have a problem signing on - if you are going to be together forever, it will never come into play, so unless she/he intends to marry for money, it will never come up.