Step 1: Have a pretty decent skill list
Step 2: Don't be an asshole
Step 3: Submit your resume to a job that your skill list overlaps with
Step 4: Get an interview
Step 5: Don't be an asshole
Step 6: Nail that interview
Step 7: Start your first day of work
Step 8: Work 2 weeks
Step 9: Don't be an asshole
Step 10:
Step 11: Profit