Me. I am god. I have all powers. Though I am in the process of unlocking them. I am working on telepathy, telekinesis, levitation, immortality, remote viewing and xray vision, I have experienced all of them but need to do more work.
sadly, i believe you are serious in what you are saying.
what are your current powers btw?
Those that I've listed. I'll fully gain them in the near future probably though I'm not really in a hurry.
I'm going to do the matrix one day if the need arises. Though stopping bullets would be a lot easier.