Matt you are one entertaining guy. I do appreciate your honesty with how bad a trader you are - you've never hid your constant failures from us. The truth is most everybody here is a shitty trader - myself included. It just takes some of us longer and more losses (lesson fees) to admit it to ourselves (it took me many, many years and lots of $  ).

It does make me a little nervous that you are on board this train, but I think btc fundamentals and technicals are strong enough to handle even that. 
Good luck, brother...