No, I'm not. When I saw this thread I rushed to my old laptop and even found a wallet file there.
I'm such a looser, you know. I don't remember the password. I may have had 60 BTC when the rate was 0.0000006.

Wait for the quantum computers - bruteforce is your choice.
Don't rub salt in the wound. I tried all my usual passwords but no one hit the mark.