Thanks for the offer; unfortunately I could never afford such a thing. I only have 2 BTC to my name at this point. It's such a grand opportunity but unfortunately I really can't afford it right now.

Anyhow, isn't my ad a bit too big for a "classifieds" section? Perhaps I could just put a little note in there. But BTC 0.50 per word is up there, at least for me.