Go to primedice, get the free 250 satoshi that they will give you every minute that your account is 0.

Bet it all at 5% chance, if you lose, get another free 250.

Once you do hit, bet it all again at 30% chance, and another time all at .30% chance.

Then deposit a small amount after it confirms you can bring it all home.

Takes a while to get 3 low chance hits in a row like that but it's much more than a week of faucets.

A friend told me this, I've never personally tried it.