Now I'm really confused.

Edit: adding to quoted parts
Extra edit: I'd be happy to be your personal troll. You may pay me in DRK.

No, I said healthy shit, not healthy coins!
I dont know if you're a troll or not, we've been having so many and I just got back from a long weekend. But my answer was straight forward giving actual and factual state of affairs, and you're not sure if I'm being serious or not.
That is not 100% troll proof, but it is 100% proof you're not up to speed on DRK, suggesting trollness.
Jesus, get a room.