What is this about -- I keep seeing this posted, that Dank doesn't have a soul. 
What's that about? Link to thread? 
What's that about? Link to thread? https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=93003.0
Dank gave his soul to squall when he forfeited on his debt. Dank does not have a soul, so he cannot be god.
Dank Soul Guarantee - Danksurance
The Dank Soul Gurantee is my karma based system of insurance. I acknowledge and respect that karma would play a negative role on me if I were to steal anybodies deposit, thus, offering an incentive to not perform such an action. Dank Bank, as with many other investment opportunities, is largely trust based. I hereby give my word and my soul that I will perform as an honest trader, no exceptions.
(mod edit: dank has refused to repay, and thus forfeited his collateral - his soul)
The Dank Soul Gurantee is my karma based system of insurance. I acknowledge and respect that karma would play a negative role on me if I were to steal anybodies deposit, thus, offering an incentive to not perform such an action. Dank Bank, as with many other investment opportunities, is largely trust based. I hereby give my word and my soul that I will perform as an honest trader, no exceptions.
(mod edit: dank has refused to repay, and thus forfeited his collateral - his soul)