A "special" way to deposit fiat into our bank accounts?

I am pretty sure there are only a few ways to get fiat into a bank account, and I don't know if you have looked into it, but the federal government is kinda picky about that sort of thing.  They got all sorts of lame ass "laws" when it comes to their fiat.

I assume you will be happy to provide investors with all the necessary documentation in regards to your FINCEN registration.

This is the lamest excuse for a scam I have seen in quite a while.  Try harder.