whew...I'm stuffed on popcorn...this is getting good 
Yea this is ridiculous.
Not only that but noone has any real proof of any of this.
Well I have not seen any logs from eligius that would backup the fact that blocks were withheld nor have I looked into the cheater's address's nor eligius stats to see if payments are where they "should" be.
Most importantly I have not seen any proof that this person really is the person who was mining on eligius.