^Stop being insulting.  Do I suggest that you enjoy getting repeatedly raped by the issuers of various "securities"?  Don't think the thought hasn't crossed my mind, but proper etiquette dictates I keep those suspicions to myself.

Besides, had I ulterior motives for educating you, I would say "no, I do not invest."  If I do not invest, I would also say "no, I do not invest."  So your question is rather unenlightening.