All the questions that have been currently asked could be answered in 5 mins.

Like the most commonly asked question is whats the eta on dividends being paid out.
Its such a simple question it only requires a 1 word answer.

Thank you for the "carrot-on-stick" nomination, it highlights a great shortcoming of mine: not communicating as frequently as I'd like to on this public forum.

Please know that you (passive-aggressively?) declined more frequent communication here: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=269216.msg5782761#msg5782761

The offer remains open to you, and everyone here.