Screenshots would be awesome.

I had the WAN ports set up, and the miner could talk outside the network just fine. But mining would never start. So I read some forums somewhere and they said the use the LAN port.

Now the LAN ports work the way they are supposed to, but still, no mining.

I'm not proud to say this, but I've been struggling at getting mining started for over 2 weeks, and I can't get anything to happen.