Have you told your boss the IRS cannot know how much bitcoins he receives?
our accountant is not a magician, he cant make a large piece of equipment disappear off the books, unfortunately lol

Sorry, I didn't pay attention to the "industrial" adjective.
Well, even though you can't make them disappear, you could theoretically declare them at a lower value. But I suppose that would need the buyer to do the same (not always an option), as well as it might prohibit you from reimbursing full VAT on the raw materials, if you're subjected to VAT.
Fucking taxes...