So you want to put a fairy tale in its place? Are you trolling? I'm not even sure anymore.
I doubt you've got the mental capacity to reason through a sound argument. You broke two rules of logic with your first sentence. You cobbled a strawman argument into a loaded question.

Then by all means please enlighten me with your mental superiority.
Clearly it sounds like you have a better answer to how we ended up with such a diverse display of life than what can be explained by natural selection. Then let's hear it.