You always remind me of myself. We might have the same kind of gambler genes.
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We will end up losing all of our money eventually, by the way. Trust me.

Shhhhhhhhhhhh. Let's just pretend we won't.
A few years later, Bitcoin dominates most of the worlds online commerce and we can stare at the fancy candlestick charts on huge television screens in public, as the hugest bubble mankind has ever seen arises and people drive it up into the 5 digits.
