More common risks of CHUCK ownership are:
Being instantly elevated to a level of coolness never before imagined.
Being chased by beautiful models (male & female) who are madly in love with you & your CHUCK.
Constant nagging from your friends & family to borrow your CHUCK. (This is not recommended as they are seldom returned).
Being stared upon and ogled by jealous onlookers.
+1 this made me laugh.