Yes, we are going to do this.
McCoin will have all the features below:

• _{100% instamined}
• _{Can only be purchased at participating establishments}
• _{There will be a master key we can use to make transactions on anyone's behalf}
• _{Only McDonald's restaurants can operate nodes}
• _{Transaction outputs can only be to addresses that are registered as McDonald's restaurant addresses; otherwise the transaction will not be confirmed}
• _{The Corporate address can spend more McCoins than it has}
• _{To own McCoin you must give us your ID and address so that we can report you to the FBI as a money laundering bitcoin user so that we can claim a stipend}
• With your first purchase of McCoin get a FREE FRENCH FRY!