I bought at 1200 and followed all the HODL advices and now my stash is worth 50% less.
I'M A SUCESSFUL HODLER YAY
I bought at 5 and followed all the HODL advices and now my stash is worth 12,600% more.
I'M A SUCCESSFUL HODLER YAY

I'm a haste guy, wait years for profit is too much for me

And a 12600% rise will be way more harder and unlikely in the following years, sadly I entered the market only in December 2013, I can't go back to 2011 and be a sucessful hodler anymore
Well in fact i think not even getting the best job you could have been made what a 12600% profit can make you have in 2 years, people buy houses and wait more than 10 years to profit, so waiting 2 years is a wonderful investment. And thats why so many "early" investor dont have succes, because they wanna profit in one month.