I promise a bounty of 14 FUDcoin to first one, who'll assemble a code for FUD-Multipool.

The algorithm would be quite simple, yet very powerful:
- create a list of the most FUD-weighted altcoins at the moment
- choose the best one [let's call it  "xxx"-coin]
- choose best FUD source [twitter, FB, BitcoinTalk, ...]
- mine at least 3 blocks [we can say paragraphs?] of most promising FUD
- exchange the "xxx"-coin's name in the mined FUD for FUDcoin
- spread the FUD evenly among active pool participants

[of course, it can secretly store some fresh FUD for the pool operators and their family...]

And no block halving for FUD-coin!
Full text blocks of FUD all the time!!

Mottos:  FUD always wins!!
FUD to the Moon! [and never a meter back...]
FUD your reliable long term profit source in turbulent world of Crypto.