What featureless fastmined coin has a 10m USD marketcap after one week?  

Maybe the dev will reveal some awesome promises/whitepaper/roadmap on day 5, 6 or 7 to pump and dump his instamined stash, who else here is in on the plan?

Otherwise I don't see how he could make a killing out of it.

Buying snacks for next weekend's drama...

Sorry to be trollin', if someone can tell me what this coin is good for I will be happy to change my opinion : D