Getting my first thread out of the way so I can make posts elsewhere. I have been lurking for a while learning and I now feel knowledgeable to make a decent post! 
Welcome to the only forum in the world where sneezing the wrong way will cause a flame war!
I really need to trademark that, even though I wasn't the first to say that.
WHAT IF I GET SICK? What if it shorts out my mining equipment?
I'M PRO SANITATION!