I don't have permission, but I can't be caught because I'm the only person smart enough in IT to figure out what's going on!
Then they probably wouldn't notice if you just took a few computers home with you for your "pockets benefit", either...
As a matter of fact, they dont. I've taken 10+ sticks of RAM, a few PSUs, tons of HDDs, printer power supplies, a laptop, a PC
Ebay FTW
You're a thief and you admit it. I want nothing to do with you.